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PostSubject: The Killer Pickup Line Thread (Romantic and Bastos)   Thu Sep 11, 2008 6:12 pm

Scene 1. Boy: Ay shet may dumi ka ata sa mata...
Girl: *Scratches her eye*
Boy: *Holds the girls face* Ayy kislap lang pala.



Scene 2. Boy: Tapos na ba test mo?
Girl: Yea Why?
Boy: Para ako naman sagutin mo!

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PostSubject: Re: The Killer Pickup Line Thread (Romantic and Bastos)   Thu Sep 11, 2008 6:24 pm

haha! this is so cheesy.
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PostSubject: Re: The Killer Pickup Line Thread (Romantic and Bastos)   Thu Sep 11, 2008 7:50 pm

omg... haha lol!
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PostSubject: Re: The Killer Pickup Line Thread (Romantic and Bastos)   Thu Sep 11, 2008 8:30 pm

pagod ka na ba?

coz you have been running in my mind all day.


Boy: Do you have a map?

Girl: No, why?

Boy: I just got lost in your eyes

Boy : Mahal na Mahal ko si "ehdi"

Gurl : "ehdi"? sinu un..

Boy : ( Scratching hes head.. pa Cute ) Eh di Ikaw !




wee thanks sa mga nagpapalevel ng pokeplushies ko weee!

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PostSubject: Re: The Killer Pickup Line Thread (Romantic and Bastos)   Thu Sep 11, 2008 8:39 pm

magigigng cute pa ba yan jojo?

always ko yan click eh.. sana maging cute sya.
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PostSubject: Re: The Killer Pickup Line Thread (Romantic and Bastos)   Thu Sep 11, 2008 8:40 pm

ok i want the Team Leader of the Gigolo Team of TSS to strut his pick up lines here. haha.
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PostSubject: Re: The Killer Pickup Line Thread (Romantic and Bastos)   Thu Sep 11, 2008 8:42 pm

astig ung mga un pede na pangligaw lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: The Killer Pickup Line Thread (Romantic and Bastos)   Thu Sep 11, 2008 8:43 pm

sagutin kaya ako pag ganyang mga line ang sabhin ko sa kanya?? Question Question Question lol! lol! lol! lol! Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil afro afro afro afro
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PostSubject: Re: The Killer Pickup Line Thread (Romantic and Bastos)   Thu Sep 11, 2008 8:43 pm

definitely not kierby! haha.

turn off sa akin yang mga ganyan lalo na sa bars. cheesy and corny
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PostSubject: Re: The Killer Pickup Line Thread (Romantic and Bastos)   Thu Sep 11, 2008 8:47 pm

ganun afro afro afro
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PostSubject: Re: The Killer Pickup Line Thread (Romantic and Bastos)   Thu Sep 11, 2008 8:51 pm

well, mapapasmile ako, and will definitely makakcatch attention ko lalo na pag original na banat but sympre magiisip ako na... ilang girls na kaya ang sinabihan nya ng ganto.

atsaka wag kayong mghanap ng mga gf ninyo sa mga bar. pumupunta lang kmi dun pag gusto nmng mgpag ka bad.... Twisted Evil
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PostSubject: Re: The Killer Pickup Line Thread (Romantic and Bastos)   Thu Sep 11, 2008 8:52 pm

What the Team Giggolo ahaha....

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PostSubject: Re: The Killer Pickup Line Thread (Romantic and Bastos)   Thu Sep 11, 2008 8:55 pm

ito maganda for kierby

Guy(Kierby): If I give you five hundred pesos, would you sleep with me?
























SLAP!!!!

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PostSubject: Re: The Killer Pickup Line Thread (Romantic and Bastos)   Thu Sep 11, 2008 8:56 pm

Rio Teresa wrote:
magigigng cute pa ba yan jojo?

always ko yan click eh.. sana maging cute sya.

wink wink Very Happy sana maging cute sya..

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PostSubject: Re: The Killer Pickup Line Thread (Romantic and Bastos)   Thu Sep 11, 2008 8:56 pm

lol! lol! lol! 16 pa lang ako dpa ako pede sa BAR!! lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: The Killer Pickup Line Thread (Romantic and Bastos)   Thu Sep 11, 2008 10:16 pm

ok heres a tip for a pick up

DUNT GO UP 2 any RANDOM GURL and just say a line geez dat doesnt work ok make sure she gave u signals or eyecandy b4 u walk up 2 her n u make ur move.

Be YOURSELF > not 2 cocky, not 2 serious, not 2 friendly and be funny but wag over naman n make her laugh if u try to be funny at least

AND MOST OF ALL keep it SIMPLE > short quick and direct

ders no pick up line dat will work. it can be just as simple as mayb saying and doing this LOL Razz > *gurl looking at me smiling. me looking back at her* > *walks over to her at the rite time when u have her attention* > * say Hi (trying to act shy and smiling at the same time) > (wag ka mag umm or hmmm talk straight) and say > i dunt normally do this but i know im gonna regret it if i just walk past by and didnt say hi and find out whats your name ( simple but direct and intro ur self ) Im brian *shake her hand or a do a lil wave infront of her* (pa cute na konti but hindi 2 much soo u establish 2 her na ur friendly n now she noes ur name) > *so by now she would say her name (very important if she doests n makes excuse or cuts u off lol back off na if not ) *make small talk* lyk asking where u off to or somthing that can start a small talk* (let her talk try to relate most important of all of try to be funny throw in a joke thats RELATED to the convo and keep in mind dunt talk 2 much and pataglin yun convo like i sed simple and direct were trying to get her number not know everthin about her na LOL) > * now try to establsih 2 her that ur in a rush or ur off to work or somthin important* (omg im running late for work now btw put ur number on my fone * have ur fone rdy n move it 2wards her this will force her to get the fone* (natural human reaction) n at the same time say ill give you a call after work (by then she will be putting her number down after that gentle tap her on the elbow n say her name * alrite alicia was nice 2 meet you > smile n walk off no looking back) lol! u have 2 be witty and how she reacts 2 n wat u say is very important so yeh Razz
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PostSubject: Re: The Killer Pickup Line Thread (Romantic and Bastos)   Thu Sep 11, 2008 11:38 pm

keep your self interesting and mysterious at the same time.
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PostSubject: Re: The Killer Pickup Line Thread (Romantic and Bastos)   Fri Sep 12, 2008 4:10 am

DemonSouL wrote:
ok heres a tip for a pick up

DUNT GO UP 2 any RANDOM GURL and just say a line geez dat doesnt work ok make sure she gave u signals or eyecandy b4 u walk up 2 her n u make ur move.

Be YOURSELF > not 2 cocky, not 2 serious, not 2 friendly and be funny but wag over naman n make her laugh if u try to be funny at least

AND MOST OF ALL keep it SIMPLE > short quick and direct

ders no pick up line dat will work. it can be just as simple as mayb saying and doing this LOL Razz > *gurl looking at me smiling. me looking back at her* > *walks over to her at the rite time when u have her attention* > * say Hi (trying to act shy and smiling at the same time) > (wag ka mag umm or hmmm talk straight) and say > i dunt normally do this but i know im gonna regret it if i just walk past by and didnt say hi and find out whats your name ( simple but direct and intro ur self ) Im brian *shake her hand or a do a lil wave infront of her* (pa cute na konti but hindi 2 much soo u establish 2 her na ur friendly n now she noes ur name) > *so by now she would say her name (very important if she doests n makes excuse or cuts u off lol back off na if not ) *make small talk* lyk asking where u off to or somthing that can start a small talk* (let her talk try to relate most important of all of try to be funny throw in a joke thats RELATED to the convo and keep in mind dunt talk 2 much and pataglin yun convo like i sed simple and direct were trying to get her number not know everthin about her na LOL) > * now try to establsih 2 her that ur in a rush or ur off to work or somthin important* (omg im running late for work now btw put ur number on my fone * have ur fone rdy n move it 2wards her this will force her to get the fone* (natural human reaction) n at the same time say ill give you a call after work (by then she will be putting her number down after that gentle tap her on the elbow n say her name * alrite alicia was nice 2 meet you > smile n walk off no looking back) lol! u have 2 be witty and how she reacts 2 n wat u say is very important so yeh Razz

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PostSubject: Re: The Killer Pickup Line Thread (Romantic and Bastos)   Fri Sep 12, 2008 5:48 am

Hanep...Malagay nga yan sa notes ko... lol! lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: The Killer Pickup Line Thread (Romantic and Bastos)   Fri Sep 12, 2008 7:48 am

Eto akin

Ito sa panliligaw (not good for picking-up girls in bars...pagtatawanan ka pag-ginamit mo to.)

"Just love me now and i'll court you forever"

"I'll do anything just to make you mine for ever, even if it means giving-up everything i have."


Ito ang para sa Bars:

"Makuha ka sa tingin Style" ... Make sure na di mo ipapakita motives mo so that she will trust u ... wag mo ipapakita na u want to F her ... be a gentleman and everything... Be concious of her body language ... in short wag maging manhid ... yung iba sariling diskarte mo na un ... hehehe

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PostSubject: HIRIT PA   Fri Sep 12, 2008 4:16 pm

eto para sa mga mahilig sa computer

Boy: Pinaglihi kaba sa Keyboard??

Gurl: baket naman?

boy: Kc type kita eh... Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: The Killer Pickup Line Thread (Romantic and Bastos)   Fri Sep 12, 2008 4:48 pm

OMG lol thats soo cooOorny but that made me laugh nice one ! Smile
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PostSubject: MERON PA ^___~   Fri Sep 12, 2008 6:32 pm

Scenario: bumibili ng kahit ano Very Happy

BOy: bayad oh...

Gurl: sir eto po sukli nyo oh tenk u come again

Boy: Miss kulang ung sukli mo eh

Gurl: Sir d po kulang yan check nio po mabuti

Boy: Inde ung puso ko nasayo pa kc eh naibayad ko den Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: The Killer Pickup Line Thread (Romantic and Bastos)   Fri Sep 12, 2008 9:32 pm

lol! hahaha...nakakatwa mga pickup lines .. ^^

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PostSubject: Re: The Killer Pickup Line Thread (Romantic and Bastos)   Sun Sep 14, 2008 6:23 pm

Hahaha dapat sagot din ng babae...e2 sir sukli ng puso nyo...puso ko rin ahaha
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